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So Roseanne is now under fire for "attacking" Angelina and Brad.

Let me state for the record that I have very little love for either one of them. Yay, the donate money to humanitarian efforts. They've adopted half of Africa. Good for them. But something about them still stinks to me. They give me this ookey feeling that makes me want to go wash myself. The people on CNN were deeply offended that anyone would take a shot at "America's Royalty," but I respectfully disagree with that. I don't want America to have any royalty, and a skinny size two fruit cup with collogen lips and her spineless boyfriend (did they even get married?)... he was okay when he was with Jennifer Aniston, but it disgusts me that he left her for another woman. Jennifer is far superior to Angelina. FAR. And he's a slime ball for dumping her. And what of Angelina and Billy Bob? Did anyone forget seeing her licking his neck while he was doing an interview? And then he said, "We f*cked in the car on the way here." PLEASE, PEOPLE, How is this royalty?!

I know that whole lame argument completely exposes my disdain for women who are that perfect. Or maybe not. That prideful. I don't like her. Or him. That's all I know. So there.

But enough of that; I will waste no more time on it because it's not worth it.

It's 10 am and the short (or "the shortness") is still asleep. I've noticed that he is shorter than most of the kids in his class. Which makes me wonder if I should stop calling him the shortness. Maybe he'd grow if I called him "the tallness." Probably not.